Cases for Reform

... From a Cricklewood Perspective.

Some people have big lips. Julia Roberts has enormous lips. They are stunningly ugly. People can have surgery to staple their stomachs – why not their lips?

Others have faces like a crescent moon – where their forehead and their chins form the points of the moon. Reform is required here. Possibly with the use of putty.

Others are American. They need to be injected with chemical cynicism with or without their consent. Others are alcoholics. They should be given free beer for life. Unless they are violent drunks – in which case they should be imprisoned forever.

Me. I like olives. Used not to. Do now. Go figure.